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Anna Mahiga
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Jan 5, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Tambwe
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Raha
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Mwanais
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
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Makame
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Majid
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Maneno
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Mchuma
Guest
May 30, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Zubeida
Guest
May 30, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 21, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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Abubakar
Guest
May 9, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Nashon
Guest
May 3, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
😁 This made my day!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Salma
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 9, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
