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Ndoto
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Jan 12, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Husna
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Anna Malela
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Hellen Nduta
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Nov 8, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Shani
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Bahati
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
😄 You got me good!
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Warda
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 14, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Binti
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Juma
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Tabu
Guest
May 31, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 28, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Salima
Guest
May 28, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 19, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 16, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 15, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
