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Nancy Akumu
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Mar 24, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Jamila
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Leila
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Halima
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Salima
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 31, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 31, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 22, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 21, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 19, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Selemani
Guest
May 7, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 5, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Aziza
Guest
May 2, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Leila
Guest
May 2, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Chiku
Guest
May 1, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
