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Eti wanadamu walikuja vipi duniani

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Mtoto wa miaka sita alimuuliza babake:
MTOTO: Baa, eti sisi wanadamu tulikuja vipi
duniani?
BABA: Mungu alimuumba Nabii Adam na Hawa.
Kisha wao wakaanza kuzaa watoto na watoto
wakazaa mpaka tukazaliwa sisi. (Mtoto hakuridhika
akamfuta mamake)
MTOTO: Mma, eti sisi wanadamu tulikuja vipi
duniani?
MAMA: Wanasayansi wamesema sisi tulitokana na
manyani baadae tukawa binadamu. (Mtoto akarudi
kwa baba)
MTOTO: Baa mbona mama ansema sisi tulikuwa
manyani mwanzo?Au wanidanganya?
BABA: Mwanangu, mimi nimekuelezea kuhusu ukoo
wetu. Mamako amekuelezea kuhusu ukoo waoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸšΆπŸΌπŸšΆπŸΌπŸšΆπŸΌ

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