Pale unapozamia kwenye Dinner Party ya Jumuiya Fulani, sasa Lengo la Jumuiya hiyo ni kupata Fedha za kutunisha Mfuko wa Jumuiyaβ¦sasa unakakaa mbele kabisa ili Muda wa Msosi usichelewe na kukuta kwenye Buffee yamebaki maharage!
MC : "Papai zuri kabisa kutoka Newala, Papai Mwendokasi, hili ni Shilingi laki 1..jamani Papai,nipeni ofa!"
MOSHA : "Laki 3 hapaaa!"
"Jamani laki 3 pale kwa Mosha, Papai linaondoka jamani, papai hili ni self contained kabisaβ¦.papai jamani"
KIBOLIBO: "Milioni 1 hapaaa"
"Jamani Mambo yanazidi kunoga hapa!β¦Benedict Kibolibo anataka papai kwa milioni 1 jamani, linaondoka papai!"
RWEYEMAMU : "nitanunua Papai hilo kwa Milioni 5"
Haya sasa jamani Rweyemamu ametoa ofa ya Milioni 5 Jamani, nani mweingineee?"
Kimyaaaβ¦
Haya jamani Papai kama hakuna Ofa basi Papai linakwenda kwa Rweyemamu!β¦β¦..haya sasa Kuna Kuku hapa Jogoo kabisa, bei yake ni laki 6 jamani Jogoo twitter huyu!"
WEWE "Milioni Mojaaa!"( hapa umejiwahi wa kwanza na wewe uonekane upo huku ukijua kabisa Wakina Mosha na Rweyemamu lazima watampandia Dau Jogoo, tena dau kubwa"
MC: ee sasa Kumekucha Jamani, Kabasele anamtaka Jogoo kwa Milioni 1 jamani!β¦.ofa nyingineeee!"
Kimyaaaβ¦
Jamani Jogoo anakwenda kwa Kabasele jamani!β¦ofa nyinginee!
Kimyaaaβ¦.
Kimyaaaβ¦.
πππβ¦hapa sasa ndio mfukoni kuna Buku jero,..huko kwengineko NMB nill balanceβ¦sasa unageuza mimacho kumtazama Mosha kama atapanda dau kwa jogooπ(mama wee Mosha anachezea Simu!)β¦..unamtazama Rweyemamu (teh anatafuna Kuku)β¦..mama weeeπ
MC: Haya jamani kama hakuna Mwingine basi zoezi letu liishie hapa na limekwenda kwa Mafanikio, Mpatieni Kabasele Jogoo wake!
Hapa sasa unapokea jogoo wako wa MILIONI kwa Tabasamu la Maitiβ¦.kule nyumbani Jogoo wako Mkubwa unauza elfu 20 lakini sasa haka kajogoo kapya Mkononi kanakuwa kazito utadhani umembeba John Cenaπβ¦Mama weee hapa sasa vidari ulivyotafuna unaviona kama vimerudi kwenye Ulimiβ¦.Chicken wings zinataka kutokea Masikioniβ¦..Uuuuwiiiii,πππ
Na hapa sasa kabla Dinner haijaisha ndipo unapojikuta Umebuni Cocktail ya Sparetta na Tomatoπππππ.
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Mchawi (Guest) on July 22, 2024
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Zuhura (Guest) on July 19, 2024
π Nacheka hadi chini!
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π Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!
James Kimani (Guest) on June 18, 2024
Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 15, 2024
π Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 12, 2024
π Kali sana!
Chum (Guest) on May 3, 2024
Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! π
Husna (Guest) on April 18, 2024
π Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!
Anna Malela (Guest) on April 11, 2024
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Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! ππ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 21, 2024
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Muslima (Guest) on January 27, 2024
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Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 3, 2024
Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! ππ€£
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Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 27, 2023
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Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 9, 2023
Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! ππ
John Mushi (Guest) on October 27, 2023
Umesema kweli! ππ
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 26, 2023
Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! ππ€£
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 7, 2023
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Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 3, 2023
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π Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 10, 2023
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! ππ
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 15, 2023
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! ππ
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 30, 2023
Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! ππ€£
Chum (Guest) on May 19, 2023
π Naihifadhi hii!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 7, 2023
Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! ππ
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 15, 2023
Nimecheka kwa sauti! π€£π€£
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 31, 2023
Hii ni joke ya kipekee! π€£π
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 19, 2023
π Naihifadhi hii!
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 10, 2023
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Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 26, 2023
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Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 24, 2023
Napenda jokes zenu! ππ
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Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! π
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Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 9, 2022
Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! ππ
Tabu (Guest) on August 29, 2022
π Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!
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Hii imenifurahisha sana! π€£π
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 30, 2022
Mna talent ya jokes! ππ
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π Ninashiriki mara moja!
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Hii imenikuna! ππ
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Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! ππ€£
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Josephine (Guest) on April 29, 2022
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π Bado ninacheka!
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Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! ππ€£
Hekima (Guest) on March 28, 2022
π Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!
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π Umeshinda mtandao leo!
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Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma ππ
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Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! π π
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Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 24, 2021
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Mariam (Guest) on November 20, 2021
π Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 30, 2021
π Ninakufa hapa!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 12, 2021
Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! ππ€£