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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Njeri: Roysambu ni ngapi?
Makanga: Roysambu ni moja tu. Pengine kama Chinese wamejenga ingine.

Odhis: Hii gari haina watu bana.
Makanga: Kwani hao wawili wenye wamekaa hapo ndani ni ng’ombe?

Man: Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu tafadhali.
Makanga: Yesu bado hajatoa album. Akitoa tutaeka.

Mwikali: Excuse me conda…gari za Mwingi zinapandiwa wapi?
Makanga: Ziliacha kupandwa juu hazimei.

Man: Kwani mwisho wa gari ni wapi?
Makanga: Mwisho ni hapo penye number plate iko.

Karis: Ruaka ni how much?
Makanga: Sijaskia Ruaka ikiuzwa. But nikiskia nitakwambia.

Passenger: Shukisha dere.
Makanga: Tukishukisha dere utaendesha gari?

Johnny: Maze, hii gari iko na joto sana.
Makanga: Basi shuka upande fridge

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