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Kuwa na mahusiano na msichana kama huyu ni changamoto, Mabinti bwana!

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Binti: Hallow mpenzi, Mambo

Jamaa: Poa baby

Binti:Uko wapi?

Jamaa: Niko town napata lunch

Binti: Wow unarudi saa ngap? Nina njaa dear naomba uniletee msosi

Jamaa: Narudi baada ya nusu saa nikuletee nini?

Binti: Niletee chipsi kuku, soseji, mayai manne ya kukaangwa pembeni, baga, piza, coke take away baridi, mkate wa moto kwenye ile bekari ya wapemba na maji ya kunywa ya kiimanjaro.

Jamaa:Umesahau viti, meza, masufuria, sahani na beseni na vijiko.

Binti: Kwanini dear?

Jamaa: Naona hutaki kula unataka kufungua hoteli!

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