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Janet Mwikali
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Sep 24, 2024
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 23, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 21, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 18, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Sep 17, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 15, 2024
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Amina
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Juma
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Issack
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Azima
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
😄 What a joke!
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 29, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 27, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 21, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 18, 2024
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mwanais
Guest
May 14, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 14, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 8, 2024
😆 That punchline!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 4, 2024
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
😄 You got me!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Sofia
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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David Musyoka
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Nashon
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Amani
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
😄 Perfect joke!
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
