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Rahma
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 10, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
😆 That punchline!
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Amir
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Amir
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Yusra
Guest
May 26, 2024
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 24, 2024
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 22, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 16, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Kazija
Guest
May 15, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 3, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Jamal
Guest
May 2, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Farida
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 23, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Mhina
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Nuru
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Omar
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 17, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
