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Angalia huyu house girl wa mzungu alichokifanya na anachokisema
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:31 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
House girl mmoja alipewa kazi na mzungu mara akavunja sahani. Mzungu aliporejea,kazin akamuuliza 'what happened to my plate? House girl akajbu: 'The dog wow wow friji paaa, mchuzi mwaaaa the vyombo pangalapangala the sahan ngelengenjee……the pasuka paaaaaaaa 😂😂😂😂hadi saiz mzungu bado anasoma dictionary hajui lugha gani imetumika
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna maprofesa 40 walipanda AIR TANZANIA ili wasafari. Kabla ndege haijaanza kuondoka, Lilipita tangazo kama ifuatavyo:
Ndugu wasafiri wote, ndege unayotarajia kusafiri nayo imetengenezwa na wanafunzi wa Kitanzania. Baada ya tangazo maprofesa wote waliteremka isipokuwa mmoja alibaki kwenye kiti chake Walipomuuliza ni kwanini hakuondoka akajibu kwa haraka na furaha kuwa: Kama ndege hii imetengenezwa na watanzania, hata kuwaka haitawaka!
Jamaa alikuwa anagombana na mkewe,hatimae
akamwambia kwa ukali
"Unajua nimechoka sasa, haya kusanya nguo
zako na……..
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alikuwa anagombana na mkewe,hatimae
akamwambia kwa ukali
"Unajua nimechoka sasa, haya kusanya nguo
zako na……..
Kabla hajamalizia sentensi simu
ya mkewe ikaita, kumbe alikuwa ni baba yake.
Basi mzee akaanza kuongea na binti yake huku
jamaa anasikia
"Aisee mwanangu nimebahatika kuuza ile
nyumba yangu sasa nimeona niwatumie milioni
20 mjaribu kuanzisha mradi na mwenzio.
Haya mwambie yeye nitampigia kesho kama
ana mradi mwingine nimpe hela kidogo".Baada
ya simu kukatwa mke akamgeukia jamaa
akamuuliza,"eeenhee!!! ulikuwa unasema
umenichoka nikusanye nguo zangu halafu
iweje? Jamaa kwa upole akajibu "Nilikuwa
nasema ukusanye nguo zako na unipe nifue".
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:11 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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