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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:15 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Et jamaa kawekwa jela kwa kosa la kupoteza mamiilion.ya kampun akiwa gerezan babayake alituma barua Ikisema yan.mwanangu tumapata shida maana shamba halijalimwa na jatujii litalimwaje na msimu ndio huo nataman.ungekuwepo ningepata msaada wa kulimiwa hili shamba
Yule kijana alijibu tafadhal baba usilime hilo shamba maana pesa zote nilizo ibwa nimeficha.huko
Kwakuwa barua zote laxima zipite kwa mkuu wa gereza ndio xiende kwa muhusika kesho yake mzee alikuwa shamba lote limelimwaa na polisi
Akatuma ujumbe tena yule kijana Nashukulu umepata msaada sasa nazan unaweza ukaendelea kupanda mazao shamban.kwetu😂😂😂😂😂
Jamaa aliamua kumtoa demu wake out kwaajili ya chakula cha usiku kufika hotelini wakakaa mezani mhudumu akaja,
Mhudumu: kaka nikuhudumie nini,
Jamaa: afathal NILETEE MENU LISTI
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:52 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa aliamua kumtoa demu wake out kwaajili ya chakula cha usiku kufika hotelini wakakaa mezani mhudumu akaja,
Mhudumu: kaka nikuhudumie nini,
Jamaa: afathal NILETEE MENU LISTI
Mhudumu: dada na wewe?
Demu akajibu kwa pozi tena kwakujishaua, "NA MIMI NILETEE MENU LIST ILA USIWEKE CHUMVI NYINGI"
Chezea mbulula wewe…!!!
MAJIBU YA MAKONDA WA DALADALA ZETU GONGOLAMBOTO HUKU
1. wewe Dada unaturingia nini na matiti yako mawili , mbwa pia ana matiti nane na haturingii eboo !!!!
2. Ka wafikiri Una haraka sana Shuka ukimbie.
3. Nauli kulipa lazima ,Chenji ukikumbuka.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:15 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
1. wewe Dada unaturingia nini na matiti yako mawili , mbwa pia ana matiti nane na haturingii eboo !!!!
2. Ka wafikiri Una haraka sana Shuka ukimbie.
3. Nauli kulipa lazima ,Chenji ukikumbuka.
4. Kutapika ndani ndani ya Daladala fain 250/= ,ukijamba pia 250/= ,Sasa jamba tukujue viti vina alarm!…
5.Hatujasema wewe ni Mnene ila Ukikalia SITI mbili Lipia….
6. Hio Elfu kumi yako nenda nunua avocado upake alafu uteleze hadi posta ,nauli ya daladala ni 350/=.
7. usifungue dirisha ungetaka upepo ungepanda pikipiki..
8. wewe Dada hebu sogea hukoo, Unaringa nini wakati asubuhi hii umeoga na sabuni ya kuoshea vyombo…
Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama? Angalia hoja za baba na mama kila mmoja anadai ni wake
Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama?
Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani akae na mtoto.
MME: Akasimama akauliza hivi: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi nikichukua ATM card nikaingiza kwenye mashine ikatoa pesa, sasa pesa zitakuwa ni za ATM au zakwangu?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:02 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama?
Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani akae na mtoto.
MME: Akasimama akauliza hivi: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi nikichukua ATM card nikaingiza kwenye mashine ikatoa pesa, sasa pesa zitakuwa ni za ATM au zakwangu?
MKE: Akasimama na kusema: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi ukimwaga mbegu ktk shamba la mtu mti ukiota utakuwa wa kwako au wa mwenye shamba?.
Hebu tumsaidie hakimu aamue kesi hii…
