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Kilichotokea kwa binti na mvulana wake walipotaitishwa na baba yake msichana
Msichana alikuwa amekaa na baba yake kibarazani, mara akamuona MVULANAfriend wake akija, yule mvulana alipokaribia tu, yule msichana akamwambai:
MSICHANA: Umekuja kuchukua kile kitabu chako, kinachoitwa "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Msichana alikuwa amekaa na baba yake kibarazani, mara akamuona MVULANAfriend wake akija, yule mvulana alipokaribia tu, yule msichana akamwambaia:
Ungekua wewe ndio mama wa huyu mtoto ungemfanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:12 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna mtoto mmoja aliamka kutoka usingizini alipokuwa kalala na mama yake na kupiga kelele "mamaa" mama yake akaamka na kumwambia nin mwnangu mtoto akajibu "mama nimeota ndoto mbaya sana" ndoto gani hyo mwanangu mtoto akajibu "nimeota tumefungua shule"
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:51:30 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Lakini sisi wanaume hatuko fair β¦ Yani demu anang'ng'ana kujipodoa uso na sisi tunaangalia matako. πππmungu anatuona jamanππππππMakeup ya matako iletwe
Cheki tabia za kuandika vimaneno vya ajabuajabu kwenye pikipiki na bodaboda ilivyomponza huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:44 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa mmoja dereva wa bajaji alianguka, sasa bajaji ikawa imem'bana akawa anafurukuta bila mafanikio Cha ajabu watu wakawa wanampita bila kumsaidia, Kumbe Nyuma ya Bajaji yake alikua Kaandika "NIACHENI KAMA NILIVYO, HII NDIO STYLE YANGU"Β πππΒ Mpaka sasa nimemwacha bado yuko hapoΒ *Sipendagi Ujinga mimi* πΆπ½πΆπ½πΆπ½πΆπ½πΆπ½
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:17 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nipo kwenye daladala siti ya nyuma kabisa nimekaa na mrembo mzurii.sasa nikawa namtongoza kwa sauti ya chini sana watu wengine wasiskie,akawa hanijibu kitu,mala gafra akapayuka kwanguvu na kwa sauti ya juu iliyomshtua kila mtu.β β"Nimesema stakii,stakii tena unikome"βπ³π³
βNami nikamjibu kwa sauti ya juu vile vileβ β"Kama umejamba nisikwambie bhanaa,kwani ww nani?"ββΉ
πππππππππ ββMIMI SIO MTU WA MCHEZO MCHEZOβ Sipendag ujuinga mim
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:29 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Wazo la asubui
πPenzi la kuku sekunde 2 ila vifaranga kibao.Lakini binadamu masaa kibao mtoto 1 au 2. Sasa binadam na kuku nani JEMBE? Ukimwona JOGOO popote piga SALUTI!ππππππππukinuna poa tu!!!!!ππππππππππππππ
MAJIBU YA MAKONDA WA DALADALA ZETU GONGOLAMBOTO HUKU
1. wewe Dada unaturingia nini na matiti yako mawili , mbwa pia ana matiti nane na haturingii eboo !!!!
2. Ka wafikiri Una haraka sana Shuka ukimbie.
3. Nauli kulipa lazima ,Chenji ukikumbuka.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:15 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
1. wewe Dada unaturingia nini na matiti yako mawili , mbwa pia ana matiti nane na haturingii eboo !!!!
2. Ka wafikiri Una haraka sana Shuka ukimbie.
3. Nauli kulipa lazima ,Chenji ukikumbuka.
4. Kutapika ndani ndani ya Daladala fain 250/= ,ukijamba pia 250/= ,Sasa jamba tukujue viti vina alarm!β¦
5.Hatujasema wewe ni Mnene ila Ukikalia SITI mbili Lipiaβ¦.
6. Hio Elfu kumi yako nenda nunua avocado upake alafu uteleze hadi posta ,nauli ya daladala ni 350/=.
7. usifungue dirisha ungetaka upepo ungepanda pikipiki..
8. wewe Dada hebu sogea hukoo, Unaringa nini wakati asubuhi hii umeoga na sabuni ya kuoshea vyomboβ¦
