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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
01.👉 Wale wanafunzi walioongoza Mashuleni, wanaenda kwenye Engineering na Medical school.
02.👉 Wale waliokuwa wa pili, wanachukua MBA na LLB na kuja kuwa Mameneja wa wanafunzi walioshika nafasi ya kwanza.
03.👉 Wale waliokuwa wa tatu, wanageukia Siasa na kuwaongoza wote hapo juu. Yaani wa kwanza na wa pili.
04.👉 Wale waliofeli, wanaenda Jeshi, hawa wakigoma, basi hao wa juu wote hawana raha.
05.👉 Wale waliopata Zero na waliokataa shule wanakuwa waganga wa kienyeji, wote hapo juu watamtafuta huyu, pale mambo yao yanapokwenda kombo. Tuache kudharauliana, kila mtu ni boss akiwa kwenye nafasi yake. 😂😂😂😂😉😆😆😆🏃🏿🏃🏿😜😜😜😜😜
Hii ndiyo sababu ya kumfanya huyu jamaa kujiita fara
MZEE:"sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?" MKE:"saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi." jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku
JAMAA:"msipate tabu mi ntalala hapa kwenye kochi" akalala asubh wanakunywa
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MZEE:"sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?" MKE:"saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi." jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku
Mume mgonjwa kazua mpya baada ya kuruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospitali alipokuwa kalazwa
John aliruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya
Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na
nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa kwako unapakumbuka?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:50 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
John aliruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya
Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na
nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa kwako unapakumbuka?
akajibu ndio nyumba yangu ilee, mara wakatoka
watoto wawili wamevaa uniform akasema watoto
wangu walee wanakwenda shule..
Akatoka mwanamke akasema na mke wangu yulee,
Ghafla akatoka mwanaume john akasema mimi
yuleeeeeeee…. naenda kazini!! JE, NI KWELI
AMEPONA??
Ungekua wewe ndio mama wa huyu mtoto ungemfanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:12 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna mtoto mmoja aliamka kutoka usingizini alipokuwa kalala na mama yake na kupiga kelele "mamaa" mama yake akaamka na kumwambia nin mwnangu mtoto akajibu "mama nimeota ndoto mbaya sana" ndoto gani hyo mwanangu mtoto akajibu "nimeota tumefungua shule"
