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Baada ya kupanda daladala aina ya DSM kutoka Mbagala chalambe mpaka Mwenge na kulipa sh 500.Masai akachukua tax wakati wa kurudi.walipofika sasa shughuli ilikuwa hivi.
Masai: we dureva? Naulisa Ng'ombe na mbusi ipi ngali? Dereva: Ni ng'ombe ghali Masai.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:30 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Baada ya kupanda daladala aina ya DSM kutoka Mbagala chalambe mpaka Mwenge na kulipa sh 500.Masai akachukua tax wakati wa kurudi.walipofika sasa shughuli ilikuwa hivi.
Masai: we dureva? Naulisa Ng'ombe na mbusi ipi ngali? Dereva: Ni ng'ombe ghali Masai. Masai: kwanini Ng'ombe ngali? Dereva: kwa sababu ni mkubwa zaidi ya mbuzi Masai: umepata..na mbusi na kuku ipi ngali Dereva: ni mbuzi kwa sababu nae ni mkubwa kuliko kuku. Masai: Umepata.. Masai: sasa me nimekwenda kule mwenge kwa ngali kubwa nikalitoa sh. 500 hii yko ndogo unasema nikupe 40,000 wewe acha wizi.. Nitakupa 250 Tu..wee acha lbia morani…!!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:46:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here. Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa. Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna. Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have. Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs. Mtafsiri: Sawa, je mnao mbwa wa moto. Waiter: Loh! Bwana we, hatupiki mbwa hapa. Mtafsiri: They don't cook here Mtalii: What type of snacks do you have here. Mtafsiri: Aina ngapi ya nyoka mnao hapa, Waiter: We bwana we hapa hatupiki aina yeyote ya nyoka, mwache akale nyumbani kwao. Mtafsiri: They don't cook any type of snacks here, maybe you can go back and eat at home. Mtalii: OK, at least give us a cocktail juice. Mtafsiri: OK, tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo. Waiter: Hebu tokeni na bangi zenu hapa, tena sasa hivi kabla sijakasirika. Mtafsiri: Lets get out of here 😝😝😝😂😂😂 Usicheke pekeyako
Mume akamwambia mke wake:
"Funga macho yako tufanye maombi"
Akaanza kwa Kimombo:-
"… Lord I pray for Grace, I pray for Mercy, I pray 4 Joy, I pray 4 Love, I pray 4 Hope, I pray 4 GLORY, I pray 4 Faith, I pray 4…."
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Mume akamwambia mke wake: "Funga macho yako tufanye maombi" Akaanza kwa Kimombo:- "… Lord I pray for Grace, I pray for Mercy, I pray 4 Joy, I pray 4 Love, I pray 4 Hope, I pray 4 GLORY, I pray 4 Faith, I pray 4…."
Mke akadakia, "Unadhani mimi sina ee" akaanza:- I pray 4 Felix, I pray 4 Temu, I pray 4 Rweyemamu, I pray 4 Masawe, I pray 4 Benson, I pray 4 Onyango, I pray 4 Swai, I pray kwa wote niliowasahau!! Chezea mchepuko…!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
1) gari la kuvutwa halina overtake 2) kisigino hakikakai mbele 3) wimbo wa taifa haupgwi disko 4) feni haiwashwi beach 5) mshkaki hauchomwi kwa jiko la ges 6) mganga haagiz tembele 7) hata bibi alikuwa bint 8) mke wa mtu sumu,mume wamtu maziwa 9) kipara bila pesa ni kovu 10) mbwa hanenepi migiuu 11) picha ya rais haina bodyguard 12) mjini shule kijiji tuition 13) saa ya ukutani haivaliwi mkonon 14) heshima pesa shkamoo makelele 15) ulinz pesa bastora mzgo 16) kuku ni kuku jogoo mbwembwe 17) kusoma kuelewa kukesha mbwembwe
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:35 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mfalme Sulemani alikuwa na wake 700 na alichepuka(cheated)na vimada 300 . Mpenzi wako/Mume wako unamfumania na kimada mmoja tu ugomvi na amani imapotea ndani ya nyumba,unasimulia kuanzia padri,mchungaji,ukoo wako mzima,mashoga, stress,vidonda vya tumbo,inapelekea mpaka unaokoka,eti kisa kamuonjesha mmoja☝ sasa akionjesha 700 si utakutwa Mirembe�
