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Cheki tabia za kuandika vimaneno vya ajabuajabu kwenye pikipiki na bodaboda ilivyomponza huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:44 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa mmoja dereva wa bajaji alianguka, sasa bajaji ikawa imem'bana akawa anafurukuta bila mafanikio Cha ajabu watu wakawa wanampita bila kumsaidia, Kumbe Nyuma ya Bajaji yake alikua Kaandika "NIACHENI KAMA NILIVYO, HII NDIO STYLE YANGU" 😂😂😂 Mpaka sasa nimemwacha bado yuko hapo *Sipendagi Ujinga mimi* 🚶🏽🚶🏽🚶🏽🚶🏽🚶🏽
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:49 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Ukioa mke asiyesoma hata hili unaweza kufanya
KUOA MKE AMBAE HAJASOMA RAHA SANA LEO NIMEMUAMBIA MWEZI HUU HATUTOLIPWA MSHAHARA KWAKUA HAUNA TR 30 KAENDA KUNGALIA KARENDA KARUDI ANANIAMBIA HAMNA SHIDA MME WANGU TUTAVUMILIA TU
Eti kwa nini Watu hawapostigi hii? Hata selfie sijaonaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:02 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Vijana mkiwa mnaendesha magari mna post mukiwa mpo beach mna post mkiwa kwenye masherehe mna post Lakin mkiwa mmeenda kwa mganga siwaoni kupost mitunguli na vibuyu vya mganga unakuwa je wa zee tena. 😀😀😀😀
Jamaa aliamua kumtoa demu wake out kwaajili ya chakula cha usiku kufika hotelini wakakaa mezani mhudumu akaja,
Mhudumu: kaka nikuhudumie nini,
Jamaa: afathal NILETEE MENU LISTI
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:52 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa aliamua kumtoa demu wake out kwaajili ya chakula cha usiku kufika hotelini wakakaa mezani mhudumu akaja,
Mhudumu: kaka nikuhudumie nini,
Jamaa: afathal NILETEE MENU LISTI
Mhudumu: dada na wewe?
Demu akajibu kwa pozi tena kwakujishaua, "NA MIMI NILETEE MENU LIST ILA USIWEKE CHUMVI NYINGI"
Chezea mbulula wewe…!!!
jamaa akagoma kwenda kazini 😬😬 mke akabadili kanga na kuvaa iloandikwa nimemdhibiti ndo mana hatoki🚷 jamaa akaenda kuomba ushauri kwa rafiki yake akaambiwa twende nyumbsni kwako, walipofika walimkuta mke kavaa kanga imeandikwa ulidhani rafiki yako kumbe adui yako🤔🤔 jamaa akaamua kusafiri siku tano ili kupunguza hasira. Aliporudi akamkuta mke amevaa kanga imeandikwa ni bora nimpe jirani kuliko kiozee ndani 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hata kama hupendagi ujinga kwa maneno ya kwenye kanga utasanda tu
Wachaga wana mambo mbele ya hela, angalia hii bili ilivyomchanganya MASSAWE
MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo:
Manka 35,000
Marieta 20,000
Kekuu 30,000
Kitime 15,000
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo: Manka 35,000 Marieta 20,000 Kekuu 30,000
Kitime 15,000 Kinabo 10,000 TOTAL 110,000/= MASSAWE akaicheki akasema "Wote nitawalipia lakini huyo "TOTAL" Yesuu simlipii. Kwansa anamiliki sheli kibao sa mafuta hapa bongo. Shensi taip ! Na amekunywa nyingi kuliko wote alipe mwenyewe…
