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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:59:16 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Huwa naenjoy sana kusoma yaliyoandikwa nyuma ya daladala hasa ninapokuwa kwenye foleni. Misemo maarufu ya kwenye daladala.
1.Yatima hadeki 2.Utamu wa chips mimba 3.Ukitaka kujua ugumu wa kudai kopesha ukweni 4. Usiyempenda kaja 5. Kobe hapimwi joto 6. Acha kazi uone kaz kupata kaz 7. Ukichezea koki utalowa 8. Heshima pesa kipara kovu tu! 9. Mtumbwi hauna saitmira. 9. Silaha pesa bastola mzigo 10. Hata uoge mjini huendi 11. Chezea mshahara usichezee kazi. 12. Ukiona manyoya ujue kishaliwa 13. Ikisimama Panda 14. Pombe pombe tuu kunywea bar mbwebwe 15. Njia ya chooni haioti nyasi 16. Likizo ya maskini ugonjwa 17. When i grow up i want to be a scania 18. Hata bibi alikuwa binti 19. Kisigino hakikai mbele 20. Kama mapenz pesa kaolewe na benki 21. Hata barabara ina matuta lakin huwez panda viazi 22. Mavi hayana miba lakin ukikanyaga lazma uchechemee 23. Paka haishi kwa msela 24. Ukipendwa ujue kuna boya kaachwa 25. NIPO NIPO KWANZA 26. Mchana nzi ucku mbu 27. Ucmshangae funza kukata viuno ndio mwendo wake 28. Kama umelipenda(gari) bonyeza nyota liwe lako 29. Supermarket hawauzi mkaa 30. We nisubiri mi nakungoja. 31. Zetu dagaa kuku tamaa 32. Hata uwe na heshima vipi huwezi kumpokea askari bunduki H 😆😆😆😆😜😜😜😝😝😝
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:07 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kusaidia Mtoto wa Nursery Homework ni Ngumu. Unamuuliza "Nina Pipi Tano, nikiwagawia Watoto Watatu, kila mmoja Pipi Mojamoja nabakiwa na ngapi? Anakwambia, "toa Kwanza nizione.."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bangi si mchezo!
Jamaa kaikoleza si ikamtuma avue nguo!
Akavua nguo zote akaenda kwenye kioo, kujitazama akaona kama kavaa suti!
then akaenda kama alivyo zaliwa kwa masela wenzake akawauliza vp suti imenikaa? Mvuta bangi mwenzie akamwambia "imekutoa kinyama ila tai umeifunga chini sana".
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Bangi si mchezo!
Jamaa kaikoleza si ikamtuma avue nguo!
Akavua nguo zote akaenda kwenye kioo, kujitazama akaona kama kavaa suti!
then akaenda kama alivyo zaliwa kwa masela wenzake akawauliza vp suti imenikaa? Mvuta bangi mwenzie akamwambia "imekutoa kinyama ila tai umeifunga chini sana".
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:41 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Tulikua kwa basi tunaelekea arusha,ile namcheki dereva kumbe ni best yangu na basi ilikua kwenye spidi hatari, nikaenda kumziba macho nkamuuliza otea mi ni nani, kabla hajanijibu nikasikia kishindo kikubwa sana NA SASA HIVI NIMEZINDUKA NIMEONA ABIRIA WOTE TUPO WODI NAMBA 3 HAPA KCMC MOSHI. 🤕🤕🤕🤕 SODA ZA WAGONJWA PLIIIZ!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:51:30 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Lakini sisi wanaume hatuko fair … Yani demu anang'ng'ana kujipodoa uso na sisi tunaangalia matako. 😆😆😆mungu anatuona jaman😆😆😆😆😆😆Makeup ya matako iletwe
Cheki kilichotokea stesheni ya treni, mambo mengine ukipaniki inakula kwako kama huyu jamaa
Jamaa Wawili Walifika Stesheni, wakakuta Treni ndo kwanza inaondoka. Wakaanza Kuikimbiza. Mmoja akafanikiwa kupanda akaondoka…
Yule aliyebaki akaanza kucheka sanaa mpaka machozi yakamtoka.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:00 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa Wawili Walifika Stesheni, wakakuta Treni ndo kwanza inaondoka. Wakaanza Kuikimbiza. Mmoja akafanikiwa kupanda akaondoka…
Yule aliyebaki akaanza kucheka sanaa mpaka machozi yakamtoka. Watu wakamuullza, unacheka nini sasa wakati umeachwa? Akawajibu: "kinachonichekesha, yule aliyepanda alikuwa ananisindikiza.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:57 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Boss;- kwa nini umechelewa kazini Juma;- kuna mtu njiani alidondosha elfu1 Boss;- ohhoh kwa hiyo ulikuwaunamsaidia kuitafuta Juma;- hapana nilikuwa nimeikanyaga
