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Dereva alikamatwa kwa kosa la kusababisha ajari ya watu wa5 aliowagonga. Trafik akamuliza kwanin umewagonga awa watu? Jamaa akajibu,"nilikua mwendo wa kasi sana, alafu nimejaza abiria ndani, gari likawa linakuja mbele yangu nilipokanyaga breki zikakatika, sasa ningefanya nin?"
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dereva alikamatwa kwa kosa la kusababisha ajari ya watu wa5 aliowagonga. Trafik akamuliza kwanin umewagonga awa watu? Jamaa akajibu,"nilikua mwendo wa kasi sana, alafu nimejaza abiria ndani, gari likawa linakuja mbele yangu nilipokanyaga breki zikakatika, sasa ningefanya nin?" Trafki akamwmbia, kwanin ucngeenda upande ambao una watu wachache ili uokoe wengi? Jamaa akajibu, "nilifanya hivo, huku kushoto alikua m1 na kulia walkua wa4, nikamfuata uyu wa kushoto et akakambilia upande wakulia akazani cjamwona, nikamfata huko huko alipoenda, nikampa kitu mbwa yule"
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:06 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dem anatoka kuoga akiwa na kanga moja tu anaskia hodi,kufungua mlango akakuta ni jirani yake frank ambaye ni kipofu, akamkaribisha ndani akakaa, dem kavua ile kanga akabaki uchi akainama akaanza kujipaka mafuta akijua frank hamuoni na mazungumzo yakawa ni Haya..
DEM: VIPI FRANK MBONA UMEPOTEA YAANI HUONEKANI SIKU HIZI..?
FRANK: AH NILIENDA INDIA KUFANYIWA OPERESHENI YA MACHO SASA HIVI NAONA VIZURI KABISA!…
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:19 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nimefumaniwa hapa na jamaa ameniambia nitulie tuyamalize kishikaji, yaani nisijali sasa ametoka nje nasikia ananoa kisu nadhani anataka anichinjie kuku!
Cheki wanachokisema vichaa baada ya kuona ndege inapita angani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:13 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Vichaa wawili walikuwa wamekaa sehemu ghafla ikapita ndege angani kichaa mmoja akasema ndege ile hitakua imembeba rais kichaa mwenzake akajibu hapana ile imebeba wazungu kama ingekuwa imembeba rais ungeona mapikipiki mbele
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mama mdaku alishangaa kila siku mchungaji anaingia nyumba ya jirani yake ambaye hana mume, akawa anajiuliza anakwenda kufanya nini? Uzalendo ukamshinda akamuuliza "Mwenzangu, mbona kila siku mchungaji anakuja kwako, vipi anakuja kukuombea?" Akajibiwa "Nyoo, umbea tu! Mbona kwako kila siku anakuja mwanajeshi kuna vita! chefuuuu 😳😳😳😳😳
