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Duh. Chezeya kuhama!
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Angalia jamaa alivyouweza huu mchepuko wake
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Google, Facebook, WhatsApp, Internet na Umeme nani zaidi?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:10 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Tofauti ya ukopaji wa mzungu na mswahili
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Duh, hii sasa kazi
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Cheki hiki kibabu kulivyowaacha watu hoi wakati mchungaji anafungisha ndoa
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Eti kupooza chai kwa kizungu inaitwaje?
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Punguzeni pombe. Cheki kilichompata huyu
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Mzee wa kichaga na hela zake. Angalia anachofanya
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Hyuyu daktari ni noma, cheki anachokisema
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Kilichotokea wakati mchungaji akifungisha ndoa ya Mashoga
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Mchungaji mmoja baada ya kuwafungisha ndoa "MASHOGA" wawili alipata wakati mgumu kutamka kuwa "sasa ninyi ni MKE na MUME"
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Angalia ndoto nyingine zilivyo na Majanga
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Angalia huyu mke wa mtu anavyojichanganya hadi kwa mme wake
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MUME: "Mke wangu nasikia John katembea na wake za watu wooote hapa mtaani kasoro mmoja tu!"
MKE: "Mmmh! basi huyo aliebaki atakuwa MAMA MBILINGE KISIKI, maana yule mama ndo ANAJIFANYAGA MGUMU sanaaa.!!"
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Angalia haya mazungumzo ya msichana na mvulana, mapenzi ya ajabu haya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:07 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Demu: Hny mambo jamani!
Man: Safi nipe habari wangu wa moyo
Demu:Wafanya kazi gani vile wangu?
Man: Ni fundi wa kufunga ATM
Demu: Wow dont tel me i love you myn mwa mwa mwaaaaah
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Haya ndiyo madhara ya kulala kanisani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:48:42 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Aina mojawapo ya watoto ambao ni hasara kuwa nao
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:22 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Alipelekwa Hospitali na baba yake, baada ya vipimo Doctor akawa anamuandikia dawa, baba yake akatoka nje kuongea na cm.
Mtoto akamwinamia Doctor na kusema kwa sauti ya chini:- "Doctor Kwenye dozi ya dawa niandikie na
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Maswali ya kijinga yakijibiwa vizuri
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Angalia nilivyomkomoa huyu dogo
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Mipango ya mke na mume ya pasaka
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Huyu bibi kweli kiboko, cheki alichofanya akiwa na babu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:38 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huu ndio Umuhimu wa English katika mapenzi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:22 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichompata huyu jamaa mroho wa nyama, Hata kaa arudie tena
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa kaenda kumtembelea rafiki yake Levi, kule sehemu za kwetu, akakaribishwa bonge ya ugali na nyama nyingi tu, wakati anakula akagundua kuwa shemeji yake, mke wa rafiki yake hali nyama;
JAMAA: Aise hili ni bonge ya lanchi hii, lakini Levi mbona
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Darasa lolote lile halikosi watu kama hawa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:53:39 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki huyu dingi alivyo mnoko
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Kilichotokea Leo mahakamani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:27 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Sitasahau mwaka huu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:18 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kweli shilingi yaua, Huyu jamaa kapatikana, angalia anachomjibu mke wake,
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alikuwa anagombana na mkewe,hatimae
akamwambia kwa ukali
"Unajua nimechoka sasa, haya kusanya nguo
zako naβ¦β¦..
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Safari ni safari
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:43 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Jamaa mpenda michepuko kapatikana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:28 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia kilichomkuta huyu msanii wa mziki na mashabiki wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:14 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Msanii mmoja anaitwa ''KINYA'' alikuwa ana perfom jukwaan..!!! Kawaida kila msanii lazima ajitambulishe, mfano:- ''YEAH NI TEMBA hapa au
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Alichofanya maasai baada ya kupanda Tax
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:30 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Baada ya kupanda daladala aina ya DSM kutoka Mbagala chalambe mpaka Mwenge na kulipa sh 500.Masai akachukua tax wakati wa kurudi.walipofika sasa shughuli ilikuwa hivi.
Masai: we dureva? Naulisa Ng'ombe na mbusi ipi ngali? Dereva: Ni ng'ombe ghali Masai.
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Kali ya mwaka iliyotokea Benki Baada ya wezi kuiba
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:56:53 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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