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Mwanamke mmoja aliingia duka la vito vya thamani, akaona pete moja ya dhahabu nzuri sana amabayo ilikuwa kwenye shelf ya chini, wakati anainama apate kuitazama vizuri kwa bahati mbaya (au nzuri!), shuzi likamtoka- druuuuuu,

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Msanii mmoja anaitwa ''KINYA'' alikuwa ana perfom jukwaan..!!!
Kawaida kila msanii lazima ajitambulishe, mfano:-
''YEAH NI TEMBA hapa au

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MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo: Manka 35,000 Marieta 20,000 Kekuu 30,000 Kitime 15,000

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Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.

Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"

Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"

Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana… naomba nirudishwe!"

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Jamaa karudi toka kazini mpole na hana furaha! MKE; Vipi leo mbona mpole? MUME; Ofisi yetu imeungua na watu wote waliokuwemo wamekufa. MKE; Ilikuaje wewe ukapona?

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MUME: "Mke wangu nasikia John katembea na wake za watu wooote hapa mtaani kasoro mmoja tu!"

MKE: "Mmmh! basi huyo aliebaki atakuwa MAMA MBILINGE KISIKI, maana yule mama ndo ANAJIFANYAGA MGUMU sanaaa.!!"

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GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje? BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu GIRL: Enhee… BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako GIRL: Ooh baby u care..

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Chizi kaanguka toka kwenye gorofa fasta watu wakamfuata kumsaidia wakamuulza VP IMEKUAJE?

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MSICHANA: Mbona jana nimekupigia simu hujapokea?
JAMAA: please beby forget me.
MSichAnA: eeeh unaniambia hivo mimi?
JAMAA: nakuomba sana forget me.
MSICHANA: aya bwana poa maisha mema.

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