Wale wa kupenda kupewa pewa namba za simu soma hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:39 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu Jamaa alichomfanyia mke wake jana
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Ungekua wewe ndio mama wa huyu mtoto ungemfanyaje?
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Mipango ya mke na mume ya pasaka
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Angalia huyu dada alivyoumbuka, Duh! Alijua haoni!!!
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Cheki huyu mtoto anachomjibu mwalimu wake, kufundisha watoto ni kazi kweli kweli
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mwanafunzi wa darasa la 2 kaulizwa na mwalimu wake
Hivi:je ukipewa maandazi 5 ukiambiwa kula 3 tu yatabaki mangapi?
Akamjibu hivi:nikipewa na chai hakibaki kitu mwalimu.
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Kilichompata huyu jamaa mroho wa nyama, Hata kaa arudie tena
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa kaenda kumtembelea rafiki yake Levi, kule sehemu za kwetu, akakaribishwa bonge ya ugali na nyama nyingi tu, wakati anakula akagundua kuwa shemeji yake, mke wa rafiki yake hali nyama;
JAMAA: Aise hili ni bonge ya lanchi hii, lakini Levi mbona
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Hii ndiyo sababu ya kumfanya huyu jamaa kujiita fara
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MZEE:"sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?" MKE:"saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi." jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku
JAMAA:"msipate tabu mi ntalala hapa kwenye kochi" akalala asubh wanakunywaΒ
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Utani wa wachaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kuwa na Binti aliyeacha shule
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu mtoto anachomjibu baba yake baada ya kutoka kwenye mtihani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
BABA: mwanangu kwenye huu mtihani uliofanya natumaini utafanya vizuri. DOGO: ndio baba nitapata mia kwa mia. BABA: kwanini unasema hivyo?.
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Kilichompata huyu jamaa akiwa anaangalia mpira mechi kali na mke wake
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
WIFE: Baibie, yule ni nani? Ni Chris Brown??
HUSBAND: Yule ni Theo Walcott
WIFE: ile Yellow Card ni ya nini?
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Soma huyu mtoto anachosema sasa, Ndoto za watoto bwana! Kazi ipo!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Mwalimu aliingia darasani na kuwauliza wanafunzi juu ya ndoto zao za baadae.
MWAL: John we unataka ukiwa mkubwa uwe nani?
JOHN: Nataka niwe daktari wa moyo niwasaidie watanzania wanaougua magonjwa ya moyo.
MWAL: vizuri. Na wewe Rose unataka kuwa nani?
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Mume alichomjibu mchepuko wa mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:12 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Swali la kizushi kwa wadada wanaovaa mawigi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:52:18 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wasichana wa leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:26 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Usichokijua kuhusu shamba lako
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:04 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia nilichomfanyia huyu mwizi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:45:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Nyoka wa ajabu agundulika
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Angalia huyu house girl wa mzungu alichokifanya na anachokisema
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:31 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kichekesho cha mke wa mvuvi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:13 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki huyu kiherehere alivyojibiwa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wanawake wanavyopenda hela, hadi kutoka kwa nyani na ngedere
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Eti kwa nini Watu hawapostigi hii? Hata selfie sijaonaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:02 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Misemo 10 bora ya kuchekesha itakayokuacha mdomo wazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:45 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:55 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"
Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"
Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana⦠naomba nirudishwe!"
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Cheki huyu mtoto anachosema
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:18 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Haya mapenzi jamani! Umewah kumpenda kwa kihivi??
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:59 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Sitasahau mwaka huu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:18 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheka kidogo: Majibu ya mhindi kwenye mtihani wa Kiswahili alipoambiwa ajibu methali
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:00:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wachaga kweli kiboko: Mcheki huyu mchaga na mbuzi!!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:25 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mjini shule. Soma hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:53:18 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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