Balaa la mitoto isiyopenda shule
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:16 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Sio kwa wivu huu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:57 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mlevi kazua tafrani, angalia alichokifanya hapa
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza. MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini? MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"
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Ziara za kushtukiza zinachekesha sana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:30 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki kilichonipata sasa, ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:08 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Siku moja katika pitapita zangu nikakutana na mtoto mmoja mkali baraa yaani ni mzuri sanaaaa, moyo ukanituma nimuimbishe mtoto akakubali kwamba nitafute siku tukae tuongee vizuri akasema nimpe namba yangu ya simu.
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Misemo ya kina dada
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:12 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:55 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"
Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"
Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana⦠naomba nirudishwe!"
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Wadada acheni hizo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:35 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kingereza sio mchezo, angalia huyu anavyojichanganya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:00:42 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia wanachokifanya Zuzu na msichana chumbani kwenye giza
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Zuzu: Mambo Anna! Anna: Poa! Zuzu: Kuna kitu nataka nikuonyesheβ¦ Anna: Kitu gan? Zuzu: Twende chumbani kwako (wakaenda) Anna: Haya nionyesheβ¦
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Huyu jamaa kawaweza polisi watatu, cheki alichowaambia
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:23 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Polisi::: hodi, hodi
Jamaa::: kimya
Polisi::: hodi, hodi
Jamaa::: we nani kwani?
Polisi::: sisi polisi
Jamaa::: mnataka nini?
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Muda mzuri wa kulipa mahari
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:16 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Namna wazazi wanavyoongea na mabinti katika umri tofauti
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:57:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Eti kwa nini Watu hawapostigi hii? Hata selfie sijaonaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:02 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Unakumbuka hizi Sheria zetu za mpira utotoni?
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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KICHEKESHO: Ajira ngumu!! Cheki hawa walivyoamua kujiajiri
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Vichekesho vya kukuondoa mawazo leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:02 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dokta alipotembelea wodi ya mgonjwa wake aliyepata ajali. Mgonjwa akiwa amening'inizwa mikono juu akauliza "dokta ntaweza kweli kupiga kinanda nkitoka hospitali?" Dokta: Bila shaka utaweza, wewe ni mpiga kinanda mzuri enh? Mgonjwa: Hapana sijawahi kabisa bado.
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Wale wa kupenda kupewa pewa namba za simu soma hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:39 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia alichokifanya huyu mtu baada ya kuokota wallet ya thamani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:08 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Maisha ya Pwani ni Shidaaaaah
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:49 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Punguzeni pombe. Cheki kilichompata huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kauli 10 mbaya za walimu darasani, unakumbuka ipi hapa?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:35 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Tofauti ya ukopaji wa mzungu na mswahili
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:42 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia jamaa alivyouweza huu mchepuko wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:38 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Madogo wa sikuizi ni kiboko, cheki huyu alichokifanya akiwa darasani na mwalimu wake
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Huyu kashauzwa!! Angalia kilichomkuta sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:53 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Nani Mkali Hapa kati ya DEMU na MSHIKAJI?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:57:42 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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BREAKING NEWS: WAZIRI ANASWA KOFI
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:47 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wasichana wafupi wanafurahisha
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:11 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh. mjamzito ana kazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:35 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia kilichomkuta huyu msanii wa mziki na mashabiki wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Msanii mmoja anaitwa ''KINYA'' alikuwa ana perfom jukwaan..!!! Kawaida kila msanii lazima ajitambulishe, mfano:- ''YEAH NI TEMBA hapa au
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Jinsi ya Kubana matumizi X-mass
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:59:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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