eBooks: 1000+ Vichekesho vipya: Vichekesho vya AckySHINE - Topic 10 - AckySHINE
Angalia kilichompata huyu mwanafunzi kilaza anayejiamini
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Angalia huyu mwanamke mwenye wivu kwa mumewe alivyoumbuka, Mme wake kamuweza kweli
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WIVU HUU NI NOMA
Mke: Hivi mume wangu una wanawake wangapi huko nje?
Mume: Kama nywele za kichwa changu.
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Hapo sasa patamu, cheki jamaa alivyowezwa na huyu dogo
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Mfugaji mmoja alikwenda kwa mfugaji mwenzake (ambae pia ni bwana mifugo wa eneo lao) asubuhi moja. Alipobisha hodi mtoto wa kiume wa umri upatao miaka 12 akamfungulia mlango. Mazungumzo yafuatayo yakafuatia:
Mkulima: Baba yako yupo?
Mtoto: Hapana Mzee, amekwenda mjini.
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Punguzeni pombe. Cheki kilichompata huyu
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Wachaga kweli kiboko: Mcheki huyu mchaga na mbuzi!!!
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Nilichomfanyia huyu aliyenizingua nilipomuazimisha pasi
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Kizungu nacho ni sheeeedeer
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Angalia kilichotokea baada ya dogo kupewa ada na kuitumia kubeti
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Alichokifanya jamaa baada ya kuokota wallet yenye pesa za kumwaga
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Jamaa aliokota wallet, alipofika nyumbani akapiga simu kwenye radio station
"Naitwa John nimepiga simu kutangaza kuwa nimeokota wallet ndani ina laki 7, ATM Card na kikaratasi chenye PIN ya ATM Card na kijimkufu cha dhahabu kinene hiviβ¦"
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Huyu mme ni shida
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Ulishawahi kukutana na hii? Maana yake ni nini?
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Angalia ndoto nyingine zilivyo na Majanga
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Kweli tamaa ni mbaya, mke wa mtu kaponzwa na tamaa, ndio basi tena
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki yake:
JAMAA: Shem nakupenda!
MKE: Hebu toka hapa! Je rafiki
yako akijua? tena koma!
JAMAA: Ntakupa milioni 1!
MKE: Basi njoo kesho mchana
mume wangu akiwa kazini!
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Tabia za Kimama kwa wanaume
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:11 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu mwanafunzi kweli kiboko
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:30 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia kilichonikuta nilipoenda kwa mganga
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Maisha ya Pwani ni Shidaaaaah
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Kweli shilingi yaua, Huyu jamaa kapatikana, angalia anachomjibu mke wake,
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alikuwa anagombana na mkewe,hatimae
akamwambia kwa ukali
"Unajua nimechoka sasa, haya kusanya nguo
zako naβ¦β¦..
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Mwizi kawezwa ki kwelii
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Huyu traffic noma, kweli ulevi mbaya
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Aina mojawapo ya watoto ambao ni hasara kuwa nao
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Alipelekwa Hospitali na baba yake, baada ya vipimo Doctor akawa anamuandikia dawa, baba yake akatoka nje kuongea na cm.
Mtoto akamwinamia Doctor na kusema kwa sauti ya chini:- "Doctor Kwenye dozi ya dawa niandikie na
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Angalia wadada walivyoumbuka kwenye hii test
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Ticha katangaza test , Akatoa Masharti; Ukiandika jibu hamna kufuta au kukata.
Swali la kwanza, Taja vyakula vi3 ambavyo ukienda hotelini umelipiwa utapenda kula (marks 1)
WAVULANA wakajaza; wali, ugali, mihogo. WADADA wakajaza; burger, pizza, egg chop. Swali la
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Status za Whatsapp za Wazungu na Wabongo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu mgonjwa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:45:42 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu Jamaa alichomfanyia mke wake jana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:51 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mambao ya saluni ni shida, cheki kilichotokea kwa huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Maajabu ya wananchi wa Tanzania, Je, wajua hili?
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Ukata wa January
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Hii sasa kali kweli kweli! wazazi wanachofanya pale binti yao anapochelewa kuolewa
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SMS Mafua ndiyo hii
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Jinsi ya Kubana matumizi X-mass
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Angalia huyu mwanafunzi anachomjibu huyu mwalimu wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:25 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
1. Ticha:"Punda ni mnyama anaefugwa nyumbani,lakini akiwa mwituni anaitwa pundamiliaβ¦.Je sungura anayeishi mwituni anaitwaje?"
ZUZU:"Sunguramilia."
2.Ticha:"Rais wa kwanza wa kenya aliitwa KENYATTAβ¦Je rais wa kwanza wa Tanzania aliitwaje?" ZUZU:"TANZANIATTA."
3. Ticha:"Kuku yuko katika jamii ya NDEGEβ¦Je samaki yuko katika jamii ya nini?"
ZUZU:"MELI."
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