Mume alichomjibu mchepuko wa mke wake
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Jambo la kufanya kama binti alikuachaga zamani na sahizi anakutaka
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Nilichokifanya kwa rafiki yangu
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Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Omba omba sio barabarani tuu
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Hii ndiyo bongo sasa!!
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Nilichokifanya baada ya kualikwa na mchumba wangu kwao
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:00:15 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu polisi kitu alichonijibu
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Hili nalo neno kwa wavulana
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Duh. mjamzito ana kazi
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Angalia mtoto alivyowaumbua Baba na mama yake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:45 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia wanachokifanya Zuzu na msichana chumbani kwenye giza
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Zuzu: Mambo Anna! Anna: Poa! Zuzu: Kuna kitu nataka nikuonyesheโฆ Anna: Kitu gan? Zuzu: Twende chumbani kwako (wakaenda) Anna: Haya nionyesheโฆ
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Cheki huyu mzee alichomfanyia muuzaji wa pharmacy
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:01 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzee kaingia pharmacy,
MZEE: Mambo mwanangu, kuna kitu naomba uonje nitakulipa
MFAMASIA: Kitu gani?โฆ.Mzee akatoa kichupa na kijiko akaweka โฆmajimaji yaliyomo kwenye
kichupa kwenye kijiko na kumwambia mfamasia aonje, mfamasia akatia yale maji mdomoni na kuyazungusha zungusha mdomoni akionja;
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Angalia huyu jamaa anavyojiona msomi, huyu kamuotea, hapa amekwama
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:17 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Jinsi nilivyogundua kuwa nina kipaji leo
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Hii sasa ni kali
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:51:18 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Alichofanya mke baada ya mme wake kupenda kumchunga sana
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Alifanya hivi;Siku ya kwanza
MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?. MKE: Salama tu MUME: Uko wapi? MKE: Jamani si niko nyumbani MUME: Mhh kama kweli uko nyumbani washa blender nisikieโฆ..mkeยญ akawasha blender MKE: Umesikia? MUME: Okay haya mi natoka kazini naja
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Ex wangu kasema tukapime, cheki nilichifanya
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Cheki huyu mtoto anachosema
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:18 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea baada ya babu mzee kuibiwa nauli kwenye daladala
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:54:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu mke wa mtu anavyojichanganya hadi kwa mme wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:14:00 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MUME: "Mke wangu nasikia John katembea na wake za watu wooote hapa mtaani kasoro mmoja tu!"
MKE: "Mmmh! basi huyo aliebaki atakuwa MAMA MBILINGE KISIKI, maana yule mama ndo ANAJIFANYAGA MGUMU sanaaa.!!"
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Kiingereza kinashida kweli, Angalia alichokisema huyu mwalimu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ulishawahi kupenda kwa namna hii??!!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Angalia jamaa alivyouweza huu mchepuko wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:38 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu Jamaa kawaweza polisi kweli
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:15 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichompata huyu anayependa kusoma SMS za watu kwenye daladala
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Acha usumbufuโฆ
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:47:55 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kichekesho cha mwalimu na wanafunzi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:59:08 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh! Angalia alichokula huyu mwizi! Wizi mwingine bwana!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:57:04 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Makonda wana mambo, Kila mtu ni ndugu yao
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Hakuna m2 mwenye ndugu wengi kama konda wa daladala.
Utasikia, "HAYA, DADA HAPO MBELE, MJOMBA KULE MWISHO. MA-MDOGO UNAENDA?, NGOJA ASHUKE BIBI. HAYA SHEMEJI UMEIKUTA YA KUWAH. Babu njoo ukae! Baba angu hapo tusogee kidogo,
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Jamaa mpenda michepuko kapatikana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:28 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hawa Machizi wamezidi sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:55 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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