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Siku moja msichana alikuwa anapita maeneo ya A.T.M gafla akamuona boyfriend wake anatoa pesa kwenye A.T.M binti akaamua kujificha na kumtumia boyfriend wake sms ya kimahaba

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Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Demu alimpigia simu jamaa yake ilikua weekend mazungumzo yalikua hivi:-

Demu: hello baby wangu leo bata wapi?

Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

WIFE: Baibie, yule ni nani? Ni Chris Brown?? HUSBAND: Yule ni Theo Walcott WIFE: ile Yellow Card ni ya nini?

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:11 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

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Mbongo, Mganda, na Mkenya walikamatwa na makosa Uchina. Wakaambiwa adhabu ni ama kifo cha moja kwa moja au adhabu nyingine ambayo atakayeifaulu atakuwa huru, atakayeshindwa atauawa. Basi wao wakaomba wapewe hiyo adhabu nyingine wajaribu bahati yao. Wakapelekwa msituni wakaambiwa kila mmoja aende kwa njia yake halafu arudi na matunda kumi ya kufanana.

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:53 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

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John aliruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa kwako unapakumbuka?

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:48:42 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

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Mzee kaingia pharmacy, MZEE: Mambo mwanangu, kuna kitu naomba uonje nitakulipa MFAMASIA: Kitu gani?….Mzee akatoa kichupa na kijiko akaweka …majimaji yaliyomo kwenye kichupa kwenye kijiko na kumwambia mfamasia aonje, mfamasia akatia yale maji mdomoni na kuyazungusha zungusha mdomoni akionja;

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Jamaa alikuwa anagombana na mkewe,hatimae akamwambia kwa ukali "Unajua nimechoka sasa, haya kusanya nguo zako na……..

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:35 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

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Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

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1. Ticha:"Punda ni mnyama anaefugwa nyumbani,lakini akiwa mwituni anaitwa pundamilia….Je sungura anayeishi mwituni anaitwaje?"

ZUZU:"Sunguramilia."

2.Ticha:"Rais wa kwanza wa kenya aliitwa KENYATTA…Je rais wa kwanza wa
Tanzania aliitwaje?"
ZUZU:"TANZANIATTA."

3. Ticha:"Kuku yuko katika jamii ya NDEGE…Je samaki yuko katika jamii ya nini?"

ZUZU:"MELI."

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Mwanafunzi wa darasa la 2 kaulizwa na mwalimu wake

Hivi:je ukipewa maandazi 5 ukiambiwa kula 3 tu yatabaki mangapi?

Akamjibu hivi:nikipewa na chai hakibaki kitu mwalimu.

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:35 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Mume akamwambia mke wake: "Funga macho yako tufanye maombi" Akaanza kwa Kimombo:- "… Lord I pray for Grace, I pray for Mercy, I pray 4 Joy, I pray 4 Love, I pray 4 Hope, I pray 4 GLORY, I pray 4 Faith, I pray 4…."

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

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Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Padri alikuwa amekaa katika confession booth kanisani peke yake. Mara kukaingia jamaa mmoja akapiga magoti upande wa pili, akafanya ishara ya msalaba kisha akaanza kuungama {confess} "Padri nimekuja kuungama dhambi zangu, leo nimefanya dhambi kubwa sana." Padri, "Endelea…"

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)