Google, Facebook, WhatsApp, Internet na Umeme nani zaidi?
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Ukata wa January
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Hii bahati mbaya hii haifai kusema Samahani
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Angalia sababu ya mke Mtarajiwa kuzimia kabla ya harusi
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Kilichotokea nikiiwa namsaidia mtoto home work
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Angalia huyu mwalimu alichokifanya
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Njia nne za kufikisha Habari kwa haraka
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Jinsi mzunguko wa elimu ulivyo
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Kilichotokea baada ya babu mzee kuibiwa nauli kwenye daladala
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Hii ndiyo bongo sasa!!
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Bangi si mchezo, Angalia kilichowakuta hawa
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Bangi si mchezo!
Jamaa kaikoleza si ikamtuma avue nguo!
Akavua nguo zote akaenda kwenye kioo, kujitazama akaona kama kavaa suti!
then akaenda kama alivyo zaliwa kwa masela wenzake akawauliza vp suti imenikaa? Mvuta bangi mwenzie akamwambia "imekutoa kinyama ila tai umeifunga chini sana".
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Angalia hawa kina mama, ni shida..!
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Muda mzuri wa kulipa mahari
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Sio kwa wivu huu
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Ni wazo tuu!
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Mkwe kazua mpya, Hii dunia ina mambo sana
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Mama mkwe alimuuliza mkwewe "binti" samahani mbona mtoto hajafanana na mwanangu kabisa?
Binti akajibu, "bila samahani mama huku chini nina njia ya uzazi sio mashine ya photocopy"
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Ex wangu kasema tukapime, cheki nilichifanya
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Huyu mlinzi bwana
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Cheki hawa wachungaji
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Ungekua wewe ndio baba wa Huyu mtoto ungemjibu nini?
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Duh! Angalia alichokula huyu mwizi! Wizi mwingine bwana!
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Angalia huyu mwanafunzi anachomjibu huyu mwalimu wake
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1. Ticha:"Punda ni mnyama anaefugwa nyumbani,lakini akiwa mwituni anaitwa pundamiliaβ¦.Je sungura anayeishi mwituni anaitwaje?"
ZUZU:"Sunguramilia."
2.Ticha:"Rais wa kwanza wa kenya aliitwa KENYATTAβ¦Je rais wa kwanza wa Tanzania aliitwaje?" ZUZU:"TANZANIATTA."
3. Ticha:"Kuku yuko katika jamii ya NDEGEβ¦Je samaki yuko katika jamii ya nini?"
ZUZU:"MELI."
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Huyu bibi kazidi sasa
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Kuwa na Binti aliyeacha shule
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Huu ndio Umuhimu wa English katika mapenzi
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Hii dunia ina mambo, cheki kilichotokea wakati mme anakata roho akiwa na mke wake
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Bwana mmoja wakati anakata roho alimwambia mkewe hivi:
MUME - mke wangu natubu mbele yako kwamba nimezini na mama yako, dada yako, shangazi yako, mama yako mdogo na mtoto wa shangazi yako.
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Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake cheki kilichomkuta
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Angalia alichokifanya huyu sharobaro kanisani
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Huu usharobaro mwingine uchizi. Jamaa kamzimia demu kanisani,
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Nilichokifanya leo
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Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:55 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"
Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"
Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana⦠naomba nirudishwe!"
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Vichekesho kumi bora vya leo vya kuvunja mbavu
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Taxi Mwanamke aliingia kwnye tax akiwa hana nguo,km alivyozaliwa!Dereva akawa anamshangaa,mwanamke akamuuliza hujawahi kuona uchi au! Dereva akajibu.ninachoshangaa c uchi wako,najiuliza pesa ya kunilipa utakuwa umeiweka wapi?
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Huu ndio uhondo na raha ya kupanda daladala wajameni
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Wasiopanda dalaladala wanakosa uhondo wa kauli hizi 1. nitakupa 2. Atapewa mbele 3. Hujapewa mbele? 4. Utapewa nyuma 5. Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri 6. Ngoja isimame nikupe
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