eBooks: 1000+ Vichekesho vipya: Vichekesho vya AckySHINE - Topic 9 - AckySHINE
Ulevi noma! Angalia huyu mlevi alichomfanyia huyu jamaa usiku! Ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:23 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alikuwa amelaa na mkewe saa tisa ya usiku akastuka baada ya kusikia mtu anabisha hodi kwenda kufungua mlango
Akamkuta jamaa kalewa sana mlangoni kwao
JAMAA: Nini tena mheshimiwa kuamshana saa hizi?
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SOMA HII: Kama wewe ndo baba au mama hapa ungefanyaje!???
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:37 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Cheka kidogo, angalia anachosema huyu mchaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:37 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu mwalimu alichokifanya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kwa nini vitu vunavyoanza na "K" ni vitamu sana?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Zuzu kaniuliza, "Anko, unajua vitu vinavyoanzia na K ni vitamu sana."
Nikashtuka, "Astaghafilulah we mtoto! Niondolee wehu wako hapa!"
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Cheka na methali
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:49:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu mwanamke ni noma cheki alichomwambia mme wake baada ya kumnunulia nguo za ndani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mume kaingia duka la nguo na kamnunulia mke wake chupi dazeni moja zote za rangi nyeusi, akaenda kumzawadia. Mpenzi akashukuru lakini alipogundua kuwa zote ni nyeusi si akaropoka.
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Angalia mchezo wa kutuma message mara zikubali mara zikatae.. Lilishakukuta hili???
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:08 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wazo la asubuh - penzi la kuku
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:29 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ungekua wewe ni mwalimu ungemshauri nini huyu mwanafunzi?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:18 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kuwa single nao ugonjwa eh, cheki huyu alichokifanya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:47 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Omba omba sio barabarani tuu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:10 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu house girl wa mzungu alichokifanya na anachokisema
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:31 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kiingereza kinashida kweli, Angalia alichokisema huyu mwalimu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Alichokisema mtoto baada ya kusikia baba na mama wakiongea mambo yao usiku
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MUME: Mke wangu naomba nikubusu
MKE: Sitaki
MUME: Ntakununulia pete ya gold
MKE: Staki
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Tofauti ya ukopaji wa mzungu na mswahili
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:42 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ikitokea hii kwenye chumba cha mtihani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:49 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh! Angalia alichokula huyu mwizi! Wizi mwingine bwana!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:57:04 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kama mpezi wako akikuita MAMITO Unatakiwa umjibu hivi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:51:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mume mgonjwa kazua mpya baada ya kuruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospitali alipokuwa kalazwa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:50 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
John aliruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya
Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na
nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa kwako unapakumbuka?
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Angalia huyu mgeni anachokifanya, wageni wengine ni hatari
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:06 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Hata kama ni Mgeni this is too much.
Mwenyeji: Karibu mgeni karibu ukae,utapenda chai au soda?
Mgeni: Nipe nianze na soda wakati chai inachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa fanta au sprite?
Mgeni: Nipe fanta wakati sprite inapoa.
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Angalia nilivyookoa maisha ya mtu leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Punguzeni pombe. Cheki kilichompata huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ukata wa January
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:57 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mzee wa kichaga na hela zake. Angalia anachofanya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:50 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu mvulana anachomwambia huyu daktari baada ya rafiki yake wa kike kupata ujauzito
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:05 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Nilichomfanyia huyu aliyenizingua nilipomuazimisha pasi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:53 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mambo ya mke na mume haya, chezea mchepuko!?
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Mume akamwambia mke wake:
"Funga macho yako tufanye maombi"
Akaanza kwa Kimombo:-
"… Lord I pray for Grace, I pray for Mercy, I pray 4 Joy, I pray 4 Love, I pray 4 Hope, I pray 4 GLORY, I pray 4 Faith, I pray 4…."
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Huyu mme ni shida
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:49:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wasichana wa leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:26 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Eti kwani wewe ni turubali?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:29 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Haya mapenzi jamani! Umewah kumpenda kwa kihivi??
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:59 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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