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Peter Mugendi
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Sep 24, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Safiya
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Sep 22, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Betty Kimaro
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Sep 19, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Esther Nyambura
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Aug 30, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 25, 2024
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 21, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 10, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
😆 That punchline!
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Majid
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Warda
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 12, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 9, 2024
🤣 Pure genius!
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Mariam
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
😄 Too good!
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Tabu
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Kahina
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
