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Stephen Kikwete
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Aug 30, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Biashara
Guest
May 18, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Kheri
Guest
May 18, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 16, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 11, 2024
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Josephine
Guest
May 9, 2024
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 7, 2024
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Neema
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Mwajuma
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
