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James Kawawa
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Sep 21, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 14, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 25, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Binti
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 26, 2024
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 25, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Jamal
Guest
May 21, 2024
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Baraka
Guest
May 19, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Mgeni
Guest
May 17, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Halima
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Rahma
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
😄 You got me good!
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Juma
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Athumani
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 14, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
