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Betty Cheruiyot
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Sep 16, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Ann Awino
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Sep 13, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Josephine Nekesa
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Sep 5, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 21, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Yahya
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Furaha
Guest
May 30, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 28, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Mzee
Guest
May 20, 2024
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 14, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 3, 2024
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
Thanks Ackyshine
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mchawi
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Chum
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Shani
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Majid
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Safiya
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Salma
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
