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Mary Mrope
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Binti
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Omari
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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John Lissu
Guest
May 24, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
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Omar
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Azima
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Salma
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Nuru
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 27, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Issa
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Makame
Guest
Sep 2, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
