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Lydia Mutheu
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Sep 23, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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John Kamande
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Sep 22, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Maida
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Aug 27, 2024
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Habiba
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Aug 23, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Ruth Kibona
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Aug 4, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Stephen Malecela
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Jul 29, 2024
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Jul 18, 2024
😆 Saving this one!
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Jamila
Guest
May 30, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 19, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Khamis
Guest
May 16, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 5, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Rubea
Guest
May 1, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mwanais
Guest
May 1, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
🤣 This one got me good!
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Salima
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Jabir
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Jan 22, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Nassor
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Neema
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
