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Samson Tibaijuka
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Sep 22, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Zakia
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Sep 20, 2024
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Esther Nyambura
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Sep 16, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 5, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Victor Sokoine
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Aug 20, 2024
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Zawadi
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Jul 29, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Amani
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Ruth Kibona
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Jul 7, 2024
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Makame
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Latifa
Guest
May 18, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 18, 2024
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Yusra
Guest
May 15, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 9, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 6, 2024
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Hashim
Guest
May 5, 2024
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 4, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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James Kawawa
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Azima
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mchawi
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
😅 I needed that!
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Kheri
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
