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Josephine
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Sep 23, 2024
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Mwanajuma
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Sep 20, 2024
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
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Rehema
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Sep 15, 2024
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Sep 10, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Victor Mwalimu
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Sep 8, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
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Mwachumu
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Sep 4, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
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Mwajuma
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Aug 13, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Muslima
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Aug 3, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
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Stephen Mushi
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Jul 23, 2024
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Jul 18, 2024
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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Rabia
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Jun 27, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
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Mustafa
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Catherine Naliaka
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May 22, 2024
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Nashon
Guest
May 15, 2024
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 5, 2024
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 3, 2024
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Mary Kidata
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Feb 20, 2024
๐ You got me good!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Mwachumu
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Feb 11, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
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Robert Ndunguru
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Dec 23, 2023
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐
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Jane Malecela
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Dec 21, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Khamis
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Dec 8, 2023
๐ This joke just made my day!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
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Nancy Kawawa
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Dec 5, 2023
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
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Mgeni
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Nov 25, 2023
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Michael Mboya
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Nov 25, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Mwanahawa
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Nov 19, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Grace Mushi
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Nov 9, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Oct 18, 2023
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
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Mariam Hassan
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Sep 28, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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Shamsa
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Sep 4, 2023
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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Sofia
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Aug 10, 2023
๐ Iโm dying!