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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Mchawi
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Zainab
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Salum
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 19, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 17, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Zakia
Guest
May 8, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Issack
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
