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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 13, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 2, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Yusra
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 29, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Omar
Guest
May 24, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 16, 2024
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 13, 2024
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Halima
Guest
May 7, 2024
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Halimah
Guest
May 7, 2024
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 1, 2024
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
😆 That punchline!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Majid
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 23, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Salum
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
