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Betty Akinyi
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Mar 25, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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John Malisa
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Mar 19, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
😄 Perfect joke!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Maida
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Maulid
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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David Chacha
Guest
Feb 7, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Zubeida
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Wande
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Issa
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Wande
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Makame
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Ann Awino
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Jul 12, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Stephen Kangethe
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Jun 22, 2015
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Farida
Guest
May 28, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Tabu
Guest
May 27, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 21, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 13, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 9, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
