Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?
Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"
Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji π₯ can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 11, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 8, 2024
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 26, 2024
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 19, 2024
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Baridi (Guest) on August 18, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 14, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 5, 2024
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 4, 2024
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Halima (Guest) on August 4, 2024
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 22, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Khalifa (Guest) on July 17, 2024
π You totally won the internet today!
Fikiri (Guest) on July 15, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 1, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 13, 2024
π I needed that!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 12, 2024
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 10, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 5, 2024
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 27, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Sultan (Guest) on May 20, 2024
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Shukuru (Guest) on May 19, 2024
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Abdillah (Guest) on May 12, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 8, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Bakari (Guest) on May 6, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 5, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 3, 2024
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Jafari (Guest) on April 30, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 28, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Omari (Guest) on April 24, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 9, 2024
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Rubea (Guest) on April 8, 2024
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 8, 2024
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Halimah (Guest) on April 8, 2024
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Biashara (Guest) on March 31, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 31, 2024
π So funny!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 7, 2024
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Mazrui (Guest) on February 29, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 21, 2024
π This is pure brilliance!
Nyota (Guest) on February 17, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Halimah (Guest) on February 14, 2024
π I needed that laugh!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 6, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 5, 2024
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Mohamed (Guest) on February 4, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 3, 2024
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 23, 2023
π That punchline!
Kiza (Guest) on December 23, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Bahati (Guest) on December 20, 2023
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 10, 2023
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Hassan (Guest) on December 10, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Khamis (Guest) on November 17, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 17, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 11, 2023
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 10, 2023
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 31, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 30, 2023
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 13, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Khamis (Guest) on October 12, 2023
π What a joke!
Amir (Guest) on October 6, 2023
π Can't stop laughing!
Masika (Guest) on October 5, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 4, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 13, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅