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Mar 8, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
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Anna Kibwana
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Feb 29, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
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Joseph Njoroge
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Feb 27, 2016
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
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Joy Wacera
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Feb 21, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
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George Tenga
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Feb 21, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
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Faiza
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Feb 7, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
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Sekela
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Feb 6, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Omar
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Feb 5, 2016
π So funny!
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Mary Njeri
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Feb 5, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
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Mariam Kawawa
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Feb 5, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
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Anna Kibwana
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Feb 2, 2016
π This made my day!
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Edward Lowassa
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Feb 2, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
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Janet Wambura
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Jan 25, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
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Hellen Nduta
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Jan 23, 2016
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
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Joyce Nkya
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Jan 14, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
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Mwanahawa
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Jan 10, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
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Amina
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Jan 5, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
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Nancy Akumu
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Jan 1, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
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Sarah Achieng
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Dec 15, 2015
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
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Stephen Kikwete
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Dec 14, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
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Josephine
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Dec 13, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π
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Omari
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Dec 12, 2015
π Still cracking up!
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Victor Mwalimu
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Dec 12, 2015
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
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Mwinyi
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Dec 11, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
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Mwanaidha
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Nov 23, 2015
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
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John Lissu
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Nov 20, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
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Abdullah
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Nov 15, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
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Leila
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Nov 9, 2015
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
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Henry Mollel
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Nov 3, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
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Salima
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Nov 2, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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Mwajuma
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Oct 30, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
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Mwanakhamis
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Oct 24, 2015
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
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Mchawi
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Oct 20, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Oct 9, 2015
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Brian Karanja
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Sep 17, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
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Hassan
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Sep 12, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
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Violet Mumo
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Aug 19, 2015
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
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Janet Sumaye
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Aug 6, 2015
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Aug 3, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
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Joseph Mallya
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Aug 2, 2015
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Mzee
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Jul 21, 2015
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
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Amir
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Jul 20, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Jul 15, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
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Halima
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Jul 9, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
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Omar
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
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Sumaya
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Jun 22, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
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John Kamande
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Jun 15, 2015
π€£ Brilliant joke!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
π Gotta save this!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
This joke deserves an award! π
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 31, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
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Bernard Oduor
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May 15, 2015
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 9, 2015
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
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George Tenga
Guest
May 5, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Janet Mbithe
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Apr 26, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
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Rahma
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Apr 6, 2015
π€£ This joke is too good!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 27, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
