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Betty Kimaro
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Mar 8, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Anna Kibwana
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Feb 29, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Joseph Njoroge
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Feb 27, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Joy Wacera
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Feb 21, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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George Tenga
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Feb 21, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Faiza
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Feb 7, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Sekela
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Feb 6, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mary Njeri
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Feb 5, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Mariam Kawawa
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Feb 5, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Anna Kibwana
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Feb 2, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Edward Lowassa
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Feb 2, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Janet Wambura
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Jan 25, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Amina
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Stephen Kikwete
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Dec 14, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Omari
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
😆 Still cracking up!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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John Lissu
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Nov 20, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Leila
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Salima
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Mchawi
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Violet Mumo
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Aug 19, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Janet Sumaye
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Aug 6, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Joseph Mallya
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Aug 2, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Amir
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Halima
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Victor Sokoine
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Jun 7, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
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Joseph Njoroge
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Jun 2, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 31, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Bernard Oduor
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May 15, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 9, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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George Tenga
Guest
May 5, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Peter Otieno
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Mar 27, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
