Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji
Explanation: You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! 🧠💡 Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! 😄🎉
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 14, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 12, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Abubakar (Guest) on April 2, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Binti (Guest) on March 26, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 21, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Wande (Guest) on March 14, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
Kiza (Guest) on February 26, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 22, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Omar (Guest) on February 17, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Faiza (Guest) on February 15, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 13, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 24, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Zuhura (Guest) on January 23, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Hashim (Guest) on January 21, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Jamila (Guest) on January 5, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 19, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Shabani (Guest) on December 9, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 22, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Nahida (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Binti (Guest) on October 12, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 9, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 6, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Khadija (Guest) on September 28, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Maimuna (Guest) on September 10, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Zakia (Guest) on September 9, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Yahya (Guest) on August 31, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 27, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 14, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 31, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 30, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Azima (Guest) on July 25, 2015
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 20, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 19, 2015
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Grace Minja (Guest) on July 2, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Yusra (Guest) on July 1, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 30, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 28, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 22, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 18, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Rabia (Guest) on June 6, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 6, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 30, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Kahina (Guest) on May 10, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Halima (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Nuru (Guest) on May 6, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 1, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 25, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 15, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 13, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 9, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Omar (Guest) on April 9, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 5, 2015
😂 So funny!
Sofia (Guest) on March 29, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 26, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Mhina (Guest) on March 19, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Mwafirika (Guest) on March 15, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 9, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 3, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️