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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 24, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 19, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 5, 2024
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Omar
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Shani
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 22, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Shani
Guest
May 19, 2024
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 7, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Zuhura
Guest
May 5, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mhina
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Maida
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Majid
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Amir
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
😅 I needed that!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Oct 27, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Abdillah
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
