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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Shani
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Rehema
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Chum
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Ramadhan
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Salma
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Jabir
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Kiza
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 29, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Shabani
Guest
May 26, 2015
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Sarafina
Guest
May 18, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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John Mushi
Guest
May 6, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Wande
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 3, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 1, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 1, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 23, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
