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Masika
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Farida
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Baraka
Guest
May 27, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 24, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 12, 2016
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Neema
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Nahida
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Kassim
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Shani
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Amir
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 29, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 28, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 20, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 2, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Amir
Guest
Mar 20, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 19, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 14, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 13, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
