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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Sep 25, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Rashid
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Sep 17, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 15, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 13, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Farida
Guest
Sep 5, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Farida
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Amina
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Bakari
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Warda
Guest
May 17, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 15, 2024
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 13, 2024
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Aziza
Guest
May 10, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 9, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Azima
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Juma
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
😁 This made my day!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
