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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Maida
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Juma
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Warda
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Salum
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Husna
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Nchi
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Daudi
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Mustafa
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Khalifa
Guest
May 31, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Nassor
Guest
May 26, 2015
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 23, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
😄 What a joke!
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Asha
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 25, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 19, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 16, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 27, 2015
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Bahati
Guest
Feb 25, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
