Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth? A: A gummy worm! ππ
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
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How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
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David Ochieng (Guest) on September 9, 2024
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I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 29, 2024
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
James Malima (Guest) on August 24, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 24, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Daudi (Guest) on August 4, 2024
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 1, 2024
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 26, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Rahim (Guest) on July 19, 2024
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John Mushi (Guest) on July 15, 2024
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Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 10, 2024
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Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 20, 2024
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Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 12, 2024
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Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 7, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 1, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 25, 2024
π Added to my favorites!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 23, 2024
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 21, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Khamis (Guest) on April 25, 2024
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 21, 2024
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Nuru (Guest) on April 18, 2024
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Maneno (Guest) on April 16, 2024
π That punchline!
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 2, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 27, 2024
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
John Mushi (Guest) on March 26, 2024
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Majid (Guest) on March 22, 2024
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Daudi (Guest) on March 21, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2024
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Shabani (Guest) on March 11, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 3, 2024
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Umi (Guest) on March 2, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 1, 2024
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 14, 2024
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Jabir (Guest) on February 7, 2024
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Amina (Guest) on January 25, 2024
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When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Tambwe (Guest) on January 18, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 16, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Sharifa (Guest) on January 12, 2024
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 2, 2024
π Saving this one!
John Lissu (Guest) on December 30, 2023
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Fadhili (Guest) on December 13, 2023
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Nuru (Guest) on November 16, 2023
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Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 13, 2023
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Zawadi (Guest) on November 10, 2023
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Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 9, 2023
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Mwafirika (Guest) on November 3, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
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Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 28, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
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Zawadi (Guest) on October 21, 2023
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Maimuna (Guest) on October 16, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Salima (Guest) on October 9, 2023
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Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 21, 2023
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³