A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.
Yahya (Guest) on May 2, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Kazija (Guest) on April 27, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 22, 2016
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 10, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Mwanais (Guest) on April 9, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Hawa (Guest) on April 6, 2016
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 4, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 30, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Baridi (Guest) on March 26, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 23, 2016
๐ This made my day!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 20, 2016
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 11, 2016
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 11, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 26, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on February 17, 2016
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
George Ndungu (Guest) on February 12, 2016
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Nchi (Guest) on February 6, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 5, 2016
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Maimuna (Guest) on February 1, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Maulid (Guest) on January 11, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 2, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Nchi (Guest) on December 31, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 25, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Mariam (Guest) on December 22, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 18, 2015
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Mustafa (Guest) on December 6, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on November 28, 2015
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
John Lissu (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Baridi (Guest) on November 24, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Yusuf (Guest) on November 20, 2015
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 16, 2015
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 7, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 4, 2015
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 3, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Faiza (Guest) on October 16, 2015
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Salma (Guest) on October 11, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Rubea (Guest) on September 27, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Bahati (Guest) on September 24, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Rahim (Guest) on September 19, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 12, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Selemani (Guest) on September 6, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Asha (Guest) on September 6, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 24, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Zawadi (Guest) on August 23, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 23, 2015
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 15, 2015
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Bahati (Guest) on July 11, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 4, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 28, 2015
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Rukia (Guest) on May 9, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Shabani (Guest) on April 23, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 20, 2015
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 18, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 11, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 6, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Binti (Guest) on April 5, 2015
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ