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Mwanajuma
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Sep 15, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
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Ruth Kibona
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Sep 11, 2024
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
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Kevin Maina
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Sep 1, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Charles Mrope
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Aug 19, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
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Mary Njeri
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Aug 19, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Aug 13, 2024
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Aug 1, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Baraka
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Aug 1, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Joseph Kawawa
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Jul 31, 2024
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
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John Lissu
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Jul 12, 2024
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Selemani
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Jul 9, 2024
๐ So funny!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Robert Okello
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Jun 20, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Issa
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Jun 15, 2024
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 27, 2024
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 24, 2024
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 24, 2024
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
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Sarafina
Guest
May 11, 2024
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
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Zainab
Guest
May 10, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
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Asha
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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John Mushi
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Mar 5, 2024
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
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Furaha
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Mar 4, 2024
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
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Jabir
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Feb 26, 2024
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
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Martin Otieno
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Feb 23, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
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Peter Mwambui
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Feb 22, 2024
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
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Alex Nakitare
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Feb 22, 2024
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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John Lissu
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Feb 18, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Alice Mwikali
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Feb 17, 2024
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Francis Njeru
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Feb 12, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Margaret Mahiga
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Jan 31, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Joseph Kitine
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Jan 26, 2024
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
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Raphael Okoth
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Jan 22, 2024
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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Abubakari
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Jan 18, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Wilson Ombati
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Jan 17, 2024
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
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Victor Kamau
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Jan 14, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Jan 11, 2024
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Hawa
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Nyota
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Dec 8, 2023
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
๐ I need to save this one forever!
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Mwanais
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Dec 2, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
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Charles Mrope
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Dec 2, 2023
๐ This is pure brilliance!
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Salima
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 28, 2023
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐