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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Robert Okello
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Asha
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
😆 That punchline!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
😄 You got me good!
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Neema
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Nuru
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Issack
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 28, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 23, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Neema
Guest
May 17, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 13, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 9, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Kahina
Guest
May 8, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 7, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 7, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Fatuma
Guest
May 6, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 3, 2015
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
😄 What a joke!
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 4, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 3, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 22, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
