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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
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Iβm still chuckling at this!
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
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Robert Okello
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
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Asha
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
π That punchline!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
π You got me good!
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
π Best laugh of the day!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Nchi
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
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Neema
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
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Nuru
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
π This joke just made my day!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
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Issack
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 28, 2015
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 23, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
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Neema
Guest
May 17, 2015
π Iβm dying!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 13, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 9, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
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Kahina
Guest
May 8, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 7, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 7, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
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Fatuma
Guest
May 6, 2015
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 3, 2015
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
π What a joke!
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
π I canβt stop laughing!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 4, 2015
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 3, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 22, 2015
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π