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Fikiri
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Sep 22, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 17, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Husna
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 29, 2024
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 14, 2024
😆 That punchline!
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Aziza
Guest
May 12, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Zainab
Guest
May 4, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
😂 Gotta save this!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Tabu
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jan 23, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 23, 2024
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mchawi
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Wande
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Masika
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Mwagonda
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
