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Kenneth Murithi
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Apr 15, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Jamal
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
😄 Too good!
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Abdillah
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
😄 What a joke!
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Nchi
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Nashon
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Bahati
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Mgeni
Guest
May 24, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 27, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 27, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 13, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 7, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 7, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 5, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 4, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
