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Andrew Odhiambo
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Sep 20, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Sep 19, 2024
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Halima
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Aug 30, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 25, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 17, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Patrick Mutua
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Aug 1, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Warda
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
😄 You got me good!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Maida
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 30, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 22, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 16, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 16, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Baridi
Guest
May 9, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Halima
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Mhina
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Fikiri
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Zuhura
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Azima
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
😂 I’m dying!
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Raha
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Majid
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Issack
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
